Built to resemble the “Nuclear Football” John F. Kennedy put into service at the time of the Cuban Missile Crisis, The Football Briefcase by Urban Mercenaries is the ultimate party kit! While you may not be able to launch a global nuclear strike with it, it will certainly get you bombed!! The Football Briefcase has everything you’ll need for a night out, including shot glasses, Grey Goose, Red Bull, Patron, a shaker, playing cards, dice, Altoids and of course some Tums and Advil for the next day’s recovery.
The Football was the start, pinnacle, and end of the bachelor party. The bachelor wielded this weapon of imagination. Women were mesmerized by it and the bouncers revered it. It was the rally cry, door opener, prop, pickup, and accidental bomb threat that carried us through the night. The Football walked 8 guys through the door of Set in Miami at 1am past a line of 100 people, without cover charge, and with a security escort through the crowd to the main DJ booth. The Football is an epic story waiting to happen. – Anonymous Happily Married Man
Key Features:
- 17″ Aluminum Briefcase
- 1 pair of handcuffs with 2 keys
- Engraved plaque, personalized with 2 lines of text
- 375 ml Patron Tequila
- 375 ml Grey Goose Vodka
- 10 Advil tablets
- 24 Tums Extra Strength chewable tablets
- Four – 2 oz Red Bull energy shots
- .37 oz tin of Altoids
- 0.5 oz of Bausch & Lomb eye drops
- 1 wine bottle opener
- 1 deck of cards
- 5 dice
- 350 ml Martini shaker
- 4 shot glasses
Buy Now: $499 or go to: UrbanMercenaries.com
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